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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

what i love about new york city...

in honor of miss VF's birthday and recent relocation to this fair city, i thought i would highlight my FAVORITE thing about city life...

subway perverts - hey, we all need to get our kicks somehow, right? however, i would appreciate it if you (mr. subway pervert) would take yourself home and look at internet porn like any normal human being. i know some uncomfortable subway contact is necessary sometimes, but we can tell the difference. seriously dude, if i knock an elderly lady down in order to move away from you in the subway, it is NOT an invitation to move with me as to maintain your genital contact with whatever part of my body it is today. yes, i know you are excited - i can tell. no, its not my problem.

this happened to me today, and before you ask, no, it was not the first time. the best part of the one today? he got on the subway with me at 42nd street. on the express train. there was a local across the platform - keep that in mind. we rode exactly ONE stop to 72nd street. he got off (ew, not like that - i hope!) and went right around to the downtown train. which means this guy's entire purpose for riding the subway was to be a subway pervert!

i had made it over a year and a half without encountering one of these mythical creatures, but in the last 3 months or so, it seems that i must have a sign on my back that says "free rubs".

welcome to NYC, birthday girl :)


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